Internship applications

I received this gem of an internship application email recently

 Way to get my attention! Even I don't know what a lot of those words mean...

Sounded like a normal person on the phone. I really would have liked to hire him as an intern but unfortunately, due to my current circumstance I prefer hiring an intern who is in their 9th/10th sem. Or is an architect already. Too bad for me, because his work is quite good! 

And then two days later I get this: 

An absolutely amazing application full of (assumably accidental) alliteration. I am loving this!