I received this gem of an internship application email recently
Way to get my attention! Even I don't know what a lot of those words mean...
Sounded like a normal person on the phone. I really would have liked to hire him as an intern but unfortunately, due to my current circumstance I prefer hiring an intern who is in their 9th/10th sem. Or is an architect already. Too bad for me, because his work is quite good!
And then two days later I get this:
An absolutely amazing application full of (assumably accidental) alliteration. I am loving this!